Red Riding Hood

On a Sweeter note, after that last super, self indulgent rant post.

Heard this on the radio today.


May just be the most awesometastic song I have heard, as of late. The rhymes are just so amazingly corny, I mean good rhymes with hood? Who knew?



Plus, the added bonus that I heard in on the radio in my grandmother's car on her oldies station, in between Elvis tracks and traffic reports, sadly not Graphic Traffic (we know why you rubberneck), while I'm sitting there in my little red coat and hood, and point toed heels with what looks like kinky hardware on the front of them.

This is the kind of stuff I'm wishing someone would say to me. A hero.

And anyone else think its awesome that when the fairytale was written , a red hood signified a prostitute?





"LI'L RED RIDING HOOD
Owoooooooo!
Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood.
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.



Listen to me.
Little Red Riding Hood
I don't think little big girls should
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.
Owoooooooo!

What big eyes you have,
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.

What full lips you have.
They're sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Until I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walking with you alone.
Owoooooooo!


Little Red Riding Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
Owoooooooo!


What a big heart I have-
the better to love you with.

Little Red Riding Hood
Even bad wolves can be good.

I'll try to be satisfied just to walk close by your side. Maybe you'll see things my way before we get to grandma's place.

Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are looking good
You're everything that a big bad wolf could want.
Owoooooooo!


I mean baaaaaa!
Baaa?"



-Sam The Sham and The Pharohs





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