Elizabeth, You Cool Are,
I Would Hit On You
If I'd Met You In A Bar
Had I Been A Boy, Fool
I Would Have Given A Throaty, "RARR"
Because you don't Look Like A Mule
Nay, You're An Enchanting Star,
And In My World You Rule
And Reign, A Benevolent Leader
Oh, Truly You Are A Wonderful Truth.
A joke sonnet a friend randomly wrote for me in the middle of work. Somehow it really made me feel better about myself. That, and the fact that when my Best Friend saw it, she got immediately jealous and tried her own half-assed attempt at flattery.
But really, How come my girl friends are the only ones who ever fight over me or tell me I'm pretty?
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